Ol’ Donnie Dementia is at it again. (Legal note: there is no quantifiable proof that the President of the United States has dementia… but you might want to keep reading.)
At a press gathering, surrounded by his cronies and a gaggle of reporters, Donald Trump was discussing the transportation of drugs across international waters. He came up with a term he liked and he really leaned in.
Trump: “Drug usage coming from the sea — they call it ‘ocean drugs’ — little term that they use — the ocean drugs — is very close to non-existent right now…So the ocean drugs and the sea drugs — ‘drugs by sea’ they call it, also — that’s almost down to nothing.” pic.twitter.com/cqrslmUKqu
— The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) October 22, 2025
There you have it. “Ocean drugs.” (And after that, “drugs by the sea,” for those keeping track at home.) Totally normal way to talk. Totally coherent. The American people should all feel in safe hands with this man at the helm of nuclear codes.
However, there were some people who expressed concerns around the internet.
1.
Drug policy expert here. 25 years experience. Have never heard the term “ocean drugs” or “sea drugs.” Ever. In perpetuity throughout the universe.
— A to the K (ATTMFKHB…) (@SlingshotDC) October 22, 2025
2.
Whenever he explains “they call it …” it’s always something nobody calls it.
— Mick Scott (@MickScott27101) October 22, 2025
3.
Why do we tolerate an unquestionably unstable, rambling & clearly dangerous lunatic? Impeach or invoke the 25th amendment! Better yet, try him at The Hague for crimes against humanity!
— Mark (@navyblueskies) October 22, 2025
4.
“Ocean drugs”, “drugs by sea”, WTF is he talking about?
High level US government officials and the press corps gather everyday in that tacky fake gold trimmed room to listen to this idiot babble incoherently.
Life is surreal, this fantasy world of insanity.
— RandyNYC (@_jazzlife) October 22, 2025
5.
Who the fuck calls it ocean drugs?!? Oh…. pic.twitter.com/jSzkGeRrDQ
— Hector of Texas (@HectorofTexas) October 22, 2025
6.
Trump’s right. Ocean drugs are a thing. There’s…
Vitamin Sea
I-sea-profen
Tidealol
Sea-Tiva
Sea Weed
Shellatonin
Oxycurrent
Reeflex— Unvarnished Tooth (@YouWontFeelThis) October 23, 2025
7.
No one says ocean drugs.
This moron’s brain really needs to be studied after he’s gone.
It’s truly amazing that he has such a sincere belief that he’s an expert on fucking everything when he clearly knows fuck all about anything.He is truly a narcissist for the ages.
— Un Poco Loco ✊ (@truetothe_game) October 22, 2025
